the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj
Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez
this is impressive
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
holy shot i hope this works!!
LETS DO THISSSS !
Hmmmmmm..:) needs monies
reblog to spread good vibes💫
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set
look at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
THIS SHIT IS SCARY I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN.
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
"Why are you poor? Stop being poor. Be rich like me!" - Fox News commentators, GOP congressmen, and late night informercials on real estate flipping.
Those are all the things that could ever bring me joy, at least in a material sense .
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Okay so I promised you all a giveaway as soon as I hit 10k and as you all know a lot has been happening but you have all shown way more support than I could ever ask for and for that I am truly grateful. I want to give back and show you guys how much I appreciate each and every one of you so I am doing my very first giveaway!
WHAT YOULL GET
-green/white hippie parachute pants (will fit a size xs-xl bc they stretch)
-10 hand picked incense and an om incense burner
-an om brass bangle
-a slice of pink agate
-the book “the power of peace in you” by Marlise Karlin
-“The little green book” a marijuana bible. Record your favorite strains, etc.
-a bag of stones hand picked by me each in their own separate Baggie with a strip of paper containing their name and purposes
-a brand new earthy toned scarf
-a ouija board lanyard
-a giant tye-dye bangle
-A HANDWRITTEN LETTER FROM ME AW
WOW THATS A LOT OF REALLY COOL STUFF LOL
-must be following me (acidhippie) I will check!
-you can like this post to keep it, but only reblogs count!
-you MUST have your ask box open!! After I choose a winner you will have 24 HOURS to respond to my message! If not I will pick another winner!
-you can reblog this as many times as you’d like as long as you don’t annoy your followers or spam me.
I WILL PICK THE WINNER by either a random generator or writing everyone’s urls down to make it fair. I haven’t decided yet.
YOU HAVE UNTIL FEBRUARY 12, that’s a month from now! Good luck! Once again, I love you all so much!!